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I am a discreet and considerate companion and I appreciate having dates who reciprocate this consideration. 

Please come to our date freshly shaved and showered. Although I don't care for cologne, I adore just a touch of aftershave.

At the beginning of our date, please place the donation inside of an envelope or your favorite book somewhere obvious. Please do not mention the donation, as it only distracts from our fun.